. Late antiquity, Asia Minor. The residents of a manufactured housing community are gathered near the entrance to the park. [1] . What are we waiting for, assembled in front of the mailboxes? [2] Rent control legislation is due today.[3] . Why isn’t anything going on in the office?Why have people stopped mowing their lawns? …
When the Dirtlease COO was abducted by aliens last week, he felt cool air and saw a shadow overhead. Thinking that the vehicle behind him wanted to pass, he rolled down his window, stuck out his hand and beckoned. If it was the cops, he hoped that they would not see the can of Shiner …
. Last week, I went up to the park to see the eclipse. I avoided the viewing event put on by the town in the local park. Instead, I observed it from a hunting platform a resident has set up on the undeveloped land behind the park. On the way up to the back lot, …
Bill Kousmanides is Speedy Gonzales. He answers emails before you send them. He picks up the phone when you are on the second digit of the area code. He participated in the Caltech Negative Time Run and arrived an hour and a half before he left. His responsiveness is an important quality, because he is …
Motion picture, video game, music, merch and sneaker endorsement rights are still available for the story below. Interested parties should contact the Dirt Lease staff by DM. All offers will be entertained in the strictest confidence. Chat GPT: Write a Story About a Wall Street Trader Who Inherits a Mobile Home Park Once upon a …
This morning, the general counsel of Dirtlease came back from a seven-day drunk. The head of HR dropped by to have a word with him. ‘Knock, knock’, she said. Her heels took up most of the doorway. The GC was cradling his head in his elbows and had not yet turned on his computer. ‘Could …
The Dirt Lease staff recently conducted a team-building retreat in New Mexico. When the doors to the rental car shuttle in Albuquerque airport closed and the chirpy voice intoned, ‘Welcome to New Mexico – Land of Enchantment!’, a wizened airport worker seated across from the staff said, ‘Land of Entrapment.’ Here is what we have …
The house always wins. If you play slots, the casino has an edge of up to 15%. That means that, if you put a billion dollars into the slot machines on a given night, you should expect to get back $850,000,000. That is a crappy bet. In American roulette, the edge is 5.26%. In European …
The Irish seem more interested in stories about manufactured housing communities than anyone else. I suspect that that is because they connect with the themes of substance abuse, rural poverty and rural despair. God bless them. So what if they say, ‘to here’, when you ask them where their round-trip ticket is to, or if …
Before I was born, I was an Eisenhower Republican. I didn’t care much about ideology. I supported politicians who were good managers who rewarded competence and punished corruption, a domestic policy that favored growth with a social safety net, and a foreign policy that cultivated alliances with democracies and stood up to dictators. The Republican …