The first time I wrote about Arch Stanton, I looked up the movie The Good, The Bad and the Ugly on Netflix and watched it. I do not recommend doing so. It is not a good film. It is not even the kind of shitty film that is fun to watch. Maybe we just have …
Unless you have read The Great Eskimo Vocabulary Hoax,[1] Eskimo Words for Snow,[2] or Stephen A. Jacobson’s Yup’ik Eskimo Dictionary,[3] or are a native speaker of Inuit or Yup’ik, you probably think that the Inuit have a limitless number of words for snow. That is bunk.[4] Yup’ik has rich derivational and inflectional morphology.[5] There is …
Near the end of his life, the American poet Theodore Roethke went to visit the Irish poet Richard Murphy on the island of Inishbofin, off the west coast of Ireland. After several weeks of increasingly erratic behavior (Roethke suffered from what we now call bipolar disorder), he became violent and was carted off to an …
A few months ago, Mike, the manager at my park in northern New York called me and said, ‘I’m hurt.’ I pushed a blonde out of my lap and said, ‘What happened?’ ‘I was threading the pins on the bucket to Old Bessie and it slipped.’ Old Bessie is what he calls the backhoe. ‘Pin’ …
Content Warning: This post does not contain a discussion of options trading or musings about other random shit. It is about mobile home park management. Does anyone remember Jack Welch? Until shortly before 9/11, Jack Welch was the darling of the business community. He was Mark Zuckerberg, Sergei Brin, Sam Altman and Sam Bankman-Fried back …
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The Dirtlease staff just returned from a literary tour of Ireland. We read to a packed hall at The Printworks, in Dublin Castle. We mansplained to a writer’s group in Crumlin. We partied at Connor McGregor’s pub. We turned down sexual advances from Eve Hewson. We swam in the snotgreen sea at Forty Foot. When …
Three Pillars is an investment fund that is buying up communities on the west coast and in the southeast. Here is a disquisition that one of their founders posted about park management. Pretty much everything to say on the subject, he says well. Disclosure: I have no connection with Three Pillars Communities, their equity owners, …
The other day, while I was driving to the gym, a guy in an Acura cut me off. I rolled down the window and lifted my palm in a WTF gesture. He rolled down his window and gave me the finger. If we were Greek, I would have given him the moutsa. People who tail …
Your Truly will read a story about a flood in a mobile home park at the launch of Channel Magazine’s ninth issue at The Printworks in Dublin as part of the Dublin Book Festival, this coming Sunday. Dirtleasers who are in the neighborhood are invited to come by and heckle.