Here’s the only canned tomato sauce recipe you will ever need: 2 cans (28 oz each) peeled plum tomatoes with juice 4 cloves garlic, peeled and crushed 1 tbsp kosher salt or sea salt 2 tbsp sugar 6 tbsp (3 oz) extra virgin olive oil ½ c (packed) fresh basil Boil and stir, crushing the …
Two of the most gracious readers of this blog are older Jewish men originally from down-state New York. One is my father. The other is a guy who lives in a park in the Southern Tier named Richard Malowitz. Richard handled evictions for my park in central New York until his health got the better …
A Welsh reader writes in: Did I ever tell you, Tom Jones and I were at Jesus College Oxford together in 1958…Jesus was known as the “Welsh College” having been founded in the reign of Elizabeth l by a Welshman… Jones and I hailed from Wales… We drank gallons of beer and sang dirty students …
This blog is for snark. I send the serious literary fiction and memoir to other organizations to publish. They send it back, and I send it out again. On the rare occasions when something is accepted, I put it up here after the rights revert. Some months ago, I wrote a piece called Lenny, Lucid …
The Hindi-language series Panchayat is available for streaming on Amazon Prime, and it is hilarious. I would say that it is a re-hash of Northern Exposure translated into twenty-first century India, but I have never watched Northern Exposure – and the fish-out-of-water trope pre-dates 1990. I think that a good premise for a sitcom …
The best thing about owning mobile home parks is that it gets me out of my echo chamber. The worst thing about owning mobile home parks? It gets me out of my echo chamber. Plenty of Trump voters are extraordinarily decent people. A few of their policy positions at the state level make a lot …
When I went to the doctor the other day, the assistant asked me a bunch of questions while I was waiting for the big guy to make his entrance. “Over the past seven days, did you feel unhappy – never, a little, sometimes, most of the time, all of the time?” Last week, we evicted …
See attached article, in Off Assignment. Newfies, Kerrymen, and auditors for the New York State Insurance Fund can click here, here or here. Judge Lynn R. Kotler, J.S.C. can click here.
This one does not concern mobile home park management per se. It does, however, concern greed, deception, fraud, and lame excuses. The broad outlines of the manufactured housing industry are never distant. In December of last year, my credit card number was stolen. A bunch of fraudulent charges were made on it, including a charge …
On a recent trip to the parks, I binge-listened to Season Two of Deep Cover: Mob Land, about the one-time Chicago criminal defense lawyer and fixer Bob Cooley. During the seventies and eighties, Cooley helped the Chicago Outfit bribe judges and fix cases. In March of 1986, Bob walked into the office of a federal prosecutor …