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Save the Wails

A Welsh reader writes in: Did I ever tell you, Tom Jones and I were at Jesus College Oxford together in 1958…Jesus was known as the “Welsh College” having been founded in the reign of Elizabeth l by a Welshman… Jones and I hailed from Wales… We drank gallons of beer and sang dirty students …

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Sex Bomb

This blog is for snark.  I send the serious literary fiction and memoir to other organizations to publish.  They send it back, and I send it out again.  On the rare occasions when something is accepted, I put it up here after the rights revert. Some months ago, I wrote a piece called Lenny, Lucid …

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Panchayat

The Hindi-language series Panchayat is available for streaming on Amazon Prime, and it is hilarious.  I would say that it is a re-hash of Northern Exposure   translated into twenty-first century India, but I have never watched Northern Exposure – and the fish-out-of-water trope pre-dates 1990.  I think that a good premise for a sitcom …

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Count Your Fingers

The best thing about owning mobile home parks is that it gets me out of my echo chamber.  The worst thing about owning mobile home parks?  It gets me out of my echo chamber.  Plenty of Trump voters are extraordinarily decent people.  A few of their policy positions at the state level make a lot …

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The Moth

When I went to the doctor the other day, the assistant asked me a bunch of questions while I was waiting for the big guy to make his entrance.  “Over the past seven days, did you feel unhappy – never, a little, sometimes, most of the time, all of the time?” Last week, we evicted …

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Crusher Run

See attached article, in Off Assignment. Newfies, Kerrymen, and auditors for the New York State Insurance Fund can click here, here or here. Judge Lynn R. Kotler, J.S.C. can click here.

The Patience of Mike

When Wall Street was in the shitter after 9-11, I worked at a celebrity divorce law firm for a few months.  There, I acted as an advocate, fixer and therapist for some very rich people who had made stupid mistakes from the consequences of which they wanted us to help them hide.  Our clients didn’t …

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