Stories

RIP, Sam Zell

Early this morning, my phone farted and told me that Sam Zell died yesterday.  I understand that he breathed his last at the moment when I hit ‘enter’ to send the post that I wrote yesterday, replying to the Guardian article that savaged his management style.  Chat GPT – write an obituary for Sam Zell: …

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Synesthesia

The Thousand Islands Duty Free Store on Hill Island near the Alexandria Bay Bridge across the Saint Lawrence River has a few one-liter bottles of Wild Turkey Rare Breed that it is selling for $38 CAD or $31 USD.  That is not a good price.  That is arbitrage. Here’s how Breaking Bourbon describes Wild Turkey …

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The Mailbag

Readers write in: A.B., Rochester: Do you have groupies?No, but that could change.  I will send you a link to the application. M.B., Zurich: The funny thing is that in the German part of Switzerland, the word “Talon” is used very often, in particular to describe that part of a document that you can “cut” …

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Josh

Two years ago, Mike, the manager at my park in northern New York, called me and said, ‘I just saw something I hope I never see again!’ -What’s that? -Josh Ferrante butt-naked. -I wish I could un-hear that. Josh is a guy who lives in that park.  He had twins with a local woman shortly …

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John Henry

I recently tried out the new free AI chatbot, Chat GPT.  When I began the task, I thought that the content would be Stepfordian.  I believe that I was wrong. Text in italics is all computer generated, with no editing by me. Prompts are in bold. Chat GPT – Write a paragraph about managing mobile …

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Please Vote

A suite of flash fiction pieces titled “O Mangi Questa Minestra…” written by the staff at Dirtlease.com has been selected for the finals of the prestigious 2023 annual defenestrationism.net flash fiction contest. The winner is determined on the basis of fan voting. You can vote here, here or here (Newfies, Kerrymen, slow surfer dudes from …

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Sharpe Ratio

Follow link to Ep;phany Magazine. If you need a tie-in to the mobile home park business, the bonds that Kumar traded were backed by loans secured by the souls of manufactured housing folk.

Count Your Fingers

This does not look like someplace where history was made: That is the Androscoggin Bank Colisée.  It is where the Maine Nordiques play.  The Nordiques are a team in the North American Hockey League, which is a USA-sanctioned Tier II junior hockey league.  The Colisée is in a crappy section of Lewiston which is, quite …

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