[1] The author is indebted to Michael Perehinec for invaluable advice regarding the New York State Good Cause Eviction law. Any mistakes herein are solely the author’s. The Founder and Legal recently travelled to Oregon to consult with the Oracle at Klamath. Getting off the plane at PDX, the Founder tried to catch the eye …
The Founder recently went looking for the Leader of Spiritual Architecture for the Dirtlease Group. Spiritual Architecture is housed in an out-of-the-way office in the Bosworth Building on the main Dirtlease campus, next to Human Resources. It used to be called the Psychology Department. The name was changed during a re-branding initiative in the late …
Mike, the manager at the Dirtlease park in northern New York, recently told the Founder that Mike’s Amish neighbor had asked him if he wanted to have sex with his wife. ‘The feck you say’, the Founder said. ‘Why?’ ‘He said that they were so inbred that they needed new DNA, and he wanted me …
A bill recently proposed in the Delaware state legislature was discussed in the latest Zoom call held by the Dirt Lease executive committee. After the Founder put it up on the screen, the Brady Bunch quieted down and read. The COO moved his lips. The General Counsel frowned. HR pursed her lips and nudged …
Banned in Boston The first book to be banned in Boston was The Meritorious Price of Our Redemption, written in 1650 by William Pynchon (1590-1662), a distant ancestor of Thomas Pynchon and the first European settler of Springfield, MA. In the book, Pynchon argued that the price of atonement was obedience, rather than punishment and …
. Late antiquity, Asia Minor. The residents of a manufactured housing community are gathered near the entrance to the park. [1] . What are we waiting for, assembled in front of the mailboxes? [2] Rent control legislation is due today.[3] . Why isn’t anything going on in the office?Why have people stopped mowing their lawns? …
This morning, the general counsel of Dirtlease came back from a seven-day drunk. The head of HR dropped by to have a word with him. ‘Knock, knock’, she said. Her heels took up most of the doorway. The GC was cradling his head in his elbows and had not yet turned on his computer. ‘Could …
The house always wins. If you play slots, the casino has an edge of up to 15%. That means that, if you put a billion dollars into the slot machines on a given night, you should expect to get back $850,000,000. That is a crappy bet. In American roulette, the edge is 5.26%. In European …
Before I was born, I was an Eisenhower Republican. I didn’t care much about ideology. I supported politicians who were good managers who rewarded competence and punished corruption, a domestic policy that favored growth with a social safety net, and a foreign policy that cultivated alliances with democracies and stood up to dictators. The Republican …
The Dirtlease staff just returned from a literary tour of Ireland. We read to a packed hall at The Printworks, in Dublin Castle. We mansplained to a writer’s group in Crumlin. We partied at Connor McGregor’s pub. We turned down sexual advances from Eve Hewson. We swam in the snotgreen sea at Forty Foot. When …