Here’s what Wikipedia says about the game Fuck, Marry, Kill: Fuck, Marry, Kill, also known as Kiss, Marry, Kill, as Bang, Marry, Kill, or as Bang, Smash, Dash, or with other synonyms or arrangements of the terms, is a social forced choice question and answer game. As one source describes it, “[w]e have heard of …
The Unemployed Philosophers Guild sells a lot of hip swag with clever titles that you can use to make people think that you are educated. A friend once gave me a mug from them on which a world map was painted. When you poured warm liquid into the cup, the map would change to reflect …
I have previously described Orangeburg pipe as Al Qaeda’s revenge. The most important thing to know about Orangeburg sewer pipe is that it collapses. When it does that, you have a bunch of tenants with clogged sewers, a DIY leach field, and the state health department up your bung-hole. If you buy a park with …
History is littered with examples of the law of unintended consequences. Here are a few: During the Raj, the British government in India attempted to cull the cobra population by putting a bounty on snakes. Enterprising people started breeding cobras and delivering the bodies of domestically-raised cobras to the collection centers. The result was that …
I fear that I have depleted the canon of western writers. So far, I have referenced Kafka, Gogol, Orwell, Gandhi, Lewis Carroll, and Kafka (admittedly, I find Joseph Heller uninspiring, and references to Proust are just short-hand for long-windedness). But this time, the New York State Department of Health has gone one better, and I …
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Don’t worry – despite the title, this post will not start, “Longtemps je me suis couché de bonne heure”. It will be short. I am angry that my managers will not get vaccinated. As of today, everyone from age 16 up in New York State can sign up for a COVID vaccine. Before then, everyone …
My first comment about Esther Sullivan’s monograph Manufactured Insecurity (University of California Press, 2018) was that there is nothing wrong with it. There’s nothing right with it, either. In fact, there is pretty much nothing with it at all. But that was before I got past the fourth chapter. The edition that I bought is …
Unlike most park owners, I am not a small-government guy. I think that public institutions can be a force for good and a useful counterweight to the uglier aspects of the market. If I had lived in the thirties (that’s the nineteen thirties), I would have supported the New Deal. If I had been able …
I will take a break from the usual crap and write a little bit about P.L. 117-7, the 2021 stimulus bill. The official name of the statute is The American Rescue Plan Act of 2021, but it is referred to hereinafter as the “Act”. In its final version, it is 242 pages of turgid PDF …
One night last week, a former writing instructor forwarded me a link to this article in the New Yorker. Upon receiving her email, I immediately shot off a reply to the effect of, how’s-the-writing-going-yeah-PE-funds-have-been-bidding-up-this-asset-class-for-years and then slid into an alcohol- and Netflix induced stupor. But then, overnight, the emails kept coming. Some people forwarded the …